Akpos And Aboki

AKPORS was hungry and went to ‘mai shayi’ (men selling tea and bread).

The following dialogue transpired between them:

AKPORS: You get loaf of bread?

ABOKI: yes AKPORS: bring one; slice am into two and put two sachet of butter in between.

ABOKI: (happy and thanking God for bringing customer,is quickly doing as he is instructed )

AKPORS: You get egg?

ABOKI: yes customer

AKPORS: fry 6 eggs put am inside †ђξ bread.

ABOKI: Okay customer

AKPORS: You get sardin for inside gongoni?

ABOKI: yes customer everything dey.

AKPORS: put two gongoni inside the bread.

ABOKI: Okay customer (happy and doing as he is told, already enthusiastic he'll make a lot of money 2day)

AKPORS: you don finish? Oya press the bread together for me.

ABOKI: See am customer, i don prepare am finish.

AKPORS: OYA CUT N10 Naira OWN FOR ME.

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