Akpos The Driver

There was this day i was driving my Oga's bus from Ozoro to
Lagos. I had a sticker at the back of the bus which said; HE WILL
GIVE HIS ANGELS CHARGE OVER ME. By the time i got to Warri, i
was driving at a high speed of 135km/hr. My passengers
cautioned me and i simply responded; Una no dey see the sign
wey dey back of my bus, angels dey on guard. I got to Benin on a
very high speed of 185km/hr.
By this time my passengers got wary and decided to come down.
They got down and i continued the journey to Lagos alone. I said
to myself; Faithless people, them no believe angels dey on guard,
upon say them see the sticker there. On getting to Ore, i was
comfortably cruising at a very very high speed of 215km/hr when i
heard people shouting inside the bus; Abeg Akpos, drop us o, we
no dey go again. Shocked, i looked around and said; Shebi i don
drop all my passengers for Benin. Which people come dey talk?.
The people shouted; Akpos drop us o, na we be the angels wey
dey on guard, this one don become suicide mission, we no dey go
again o!.