How Akpos was expelled from School

Having flogged him for his poor performance in an English language test.

TEACHER: You are just such a dummy! You can't even make a simple sentence in your test.

AKPOS: Haba aunty!

TEACHER: Shut up! Ok make a simple sentence with 'mad'.

AKPOS: Our aunty is mad.
Akpos was abducted by kidnappers and taken to an unknown location.
The kidnappers beat him for a while and asked him, “Which of your family members should we call to pay the ransom.”
A surprised Akpos replied: “I don’t have a family now. All my family members ran away after I was suddenly bugged down with fever, intense weakness, muscle pain, headache and sore throat. This was followed by vomiting, diarrhoea, rash…
Akpos did not even finish speaking before all the kidnappers jumped out of windows and fled.
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Akpos was abducted by kidnappers and taken to an unknown location.
The kidnappers beat him for a while and asked him, “Which of your family members should we call to pay the ransom.”
A surprised Akpos replied: “I don’t have a family now. All my family members ran away after I was suddenly bugged down with fever, intense weakness, muscle pain, headache and sore throat. This was followed by vomiting, diarrhoea, rash…
Akpos did not even finish speaking before all the kidnappers jumped out of windows and fled.
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Akpos was abducted by kidnappers and taken to an unknown location.
The kidnappers beat him for a while and asked him, “Which of your family members should we call to pay the ransom.”
A surprised Akpos replied: “I don’t have a family now. All my family members ran away after I was suddenly bugged down with fever, intense weakness, muscle pain, headache and sore throat. This was followed by vomiting, diarrhoea, rash…
Akpos did not even finish speaking before all the kidnappers jumped out of windows and fled.
- See more at: http://funnyakposjokes.com/akpos-joke-ebola/#sthash.uZrtksSX.dpuf
Akpos was abducted by kidnappers and taken to an unknown location.
The kidnappers beat him for a while and asked him, “Which of your family members should we call to pay the ransom.”
A surprised Akpos replied: “I don’t have a family now. All my family members ran away after I was suddenly bugged down with fever, intense weakness, muscle pain, headache and sore throat. This was followed by vomiting, diarrhoea, rash…
Akpos did not even finish speaking before all the kidnappers jumped out of windows and fled.
- See more at: http://funnyakposjokes.com/akpos-joke-ebola/#sthash.uZrtksSX.dpufHaving flogged him for his poor performance in an English language test.

TEACHER: You are just such a dummy! You can't even make a simple sentence in your test.

AKPOS: Haba aunty!

TEACHER: Shut up! Ok make a simple sentence with 'mad'.

AKPOS: Our aunty is mad.

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