(1) HAUSA man who remove his
shoes 2 enter a taxi.
(2) IGBO man who goes 2 d bank
with a spanner 2 open an account.
(3) YORUBA man who goes 2 bed
with a ruler just 2 know how long
he has slept.
(4) A TIV man who watches news
on TV.....and waves at d news reader.
(5) An EFIK nurse who wakes up a
sleeping patient simply becos she
4got 2 give him sleeping pills.
(6) An IGALA man who turns
down d volume of his TV becos he wants 2 read a text message.
(7) An EDO man who sprays
himself with Raid insecticide 2
keep mosquito away.
(8) An IKWERE man who polishes
his shoes 2 take passport sized photo.
(9) An ISOKO man who climbs a
mango tree 2 check if d mangoes
are ripe enuff......then comes down
and starts trying 2 pluck d
mangoes with stones.
(10) A FULANI man who choose 2
drink fanta becos he thinks sprite
is unripe.
(11) A GWARI man who sees
something like 'POO'....touches
and tasted it.....and says,"Hmmm......na POO o....thank
God i no match am".
(12) A NUPE man who puts his
radio inside d refrigerator becos
he wants 2 listen 2 cool FM.
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