Unexpected Visit

SON: Hello Mummy?

MUM: I'm Coming to your school today.

SON: Aah! Nooo! They are fighting in front of my school!

MUM: I've passed your gate.

SON: You've passed the school's gates? Jesus! They are fighting in front of my hostel. It's a serious fight!

MUM: I'm in your hostel.

SON: Mummy, I'm not in school.

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