Q: What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?
A: An onion
Submitted by: Kelsey
A race is about to start. The coach says “1!2!3! GO!” and blows the whistle. Everybody except Fred runs.
Coach: Fred! Why aren’t you running?
Fred: Because my number is 4.
Submitted by: Greenday97
Q: What kind of jam can you not eat?
A: A traffic jam.
Submitted by: Prerna & swati
Q: Why couldn’t the pirates play cards?
A: They were sitting on the deck!
Submitted by: dawg25
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An impasta
Submitted by: Alex
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game?
A: Twister!
Q: What kind of shoes do bannanas make?
A: Slippers!
Submitted by: Evan
Q: Why is b always cool?
A: Because it’s between ac.
Submitted by: maddy
Q: Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?
A: Because he traveled a lot.
Submitted by: Emma
Q: Were does a boat go when it is sick?
A: To the dock.
Submitted by: 25niki25
Q: What day of the week tastes the best?
A: Sunday!
Submitted by: kj
Teacher: Billy, where on the map is The United States?
Billy: Over there.
Teacher: Right. Now Susan, who discovered The United States?
Susan: Billy!
Submitted by: someone
There’s a green and purple grape. The green grape says to the purple grape, “Breathe, breathe!”
Submitted by: Celeste
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