Q: Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?
A: A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
Submitted by: Stu
Q: How do you make a fire with two sticks?
A: Make sure one is a match!
Submitted by: Macauley
Q. Why did the banana go to the hospital?
A: Because he wasn’t peeling well!
Submitted by: Kay
Q: What’s the slipperiest country?
A: Greece!
Q: Why can’t you say a joke while standing on ice?
A: Because it might crack up!
Submitted by: Max
Q: Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?
A: It ran out of juice!
Q: What do postal workers do when they’re mad?
A: They stamp their feet.
Q: Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?
A: The players dribble a lot.
Q: What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?
A: An envelope.
Q: What is at the end of everything?
A: The letter G.
A: A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
Submitted by: Stu
Q: How do you make a fire with two sticks?
A: Make sure one is a match!
Submitted by: Macauley
Q. Why did the banana go to the hospital?
A: Because he wasn’t peeling well!
Submitted by: Kay
Q: What’s the slipperiest country?
A: Greece!
Q: Why can’t you say a joke while standing on ice?
A: Because it might crack up!
Submitted by: Max
Q: Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?
A: It ran out of juice!
Q: What do postal workers do when they’re mad?
A: They stamp their feet.
Q: Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?
A: The players dribble a lot.
Q: What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?
A: An envelope.
Q: What is at the end of everything?
A: The letter G.
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