Q: What did the picture say to the wall?
A: I’ve been framed!
Submitted by: Aleshia
Q: What did the peanut say to the walnut?
A: Nothing. Nuts can’t talk.
Q: What do you call a young army?
A: Infantry.
Q: How do Vikings send secret messages?
A: Norse code.
Q: Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?
A: He was board.
Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7 ate 9.
Submitted by: Rich & Cheryl
Q: What goes up and down but never moves?
A: Stairs.
Submitted by: Lorraine
Q: What do you call the king of vegetables?
A: Elvis Parsley.
Submitted by: Sharon
Q: What’s black and white and red all over?
A: A newspaper!
Submitted by: Girltov
Q: What’s the best parting gift?
A: A comb.
Q: When do you go on red and stop on green?
A: When you are eating a watermelon.
Submitted by: sarah
Q: Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?
A: Because there are too many ears.
Q: Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?
A: Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
Submitted by: Jackelynn
Q: Why did the TV cross the road?
A: Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
Submitted by: Josh
Q: What would you call a humorous knee?
A: Fun-ny!
Submitted by: Dipti & Divya
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