Q: What did one hair say to the other?
A: It takes two to tangle!
Q: Why would Snow White make a great judge?
A: She was the fairest in the land.
Q: Where do you learn to make banana splits?
A: In sundae school.
Q: What kind of underwear to reporters wear?
A: News briefs.
Q: What did one wall say to the other?
A: I’ll meet you at the corner.
Q: Why did the strawberry call 911?
A: It was in a jam!
Q: What did Tennessee?
A: The same thing Arkansas.
Q: Why didn’t the girl take the bus home?
A: Because her mom would make her take it back.
Submitted by: Kamran
Q: Why was the baseball game so hot?
A: Because all the fans left!
Submitted by: Angel
Q: What do you call a story about a broken pencil?
A: Pointless
Q: How do you fix a broken vegetable?
A: With tomato paste.
Q: What do you give a lemon in distress?
A: Lemonade.
Q: What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?
A: One minds the train, one trains the mind.
Q: What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?
A: You’re the only bright spot in my life.
Q: What’s a tree’s favorite drink?
A: Rootbeer.
Submitted by: Tiffany
Q: What do you call a scared train?
A: A fright train!
Submitted by: Laurie & Claire
Q: Why did the thief take a shower?
A: He wanted to make a clean getaway!
Submitted by: James
Q: What does one bucket say to the other?
A: I am feeling pale today.
Submitted by: P
There was a man in prison he tried to find a way out, but he couldn’t. Finally, he found a way out through the cellar. So, he went through the cellar and ended up in a park. He shouted “I’m free! I’m free!” and a little girl said, “neat I’m 4.”
Submitted by: Melanie
Q: What do you call a fairy who doesn’t take a bath?
A: Stinker Bell.
Submitted by: Lori
Q: If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?
A: In Washington, D.C.
Submitted by: Brandon
Q: What do you call two banana peels?
A: Slippers.
Submitted by: BJ
A: It takes two to tangle!
Q: Why would Snow White make a great judge?
A: She was the fairest in the land.
Q: Where do you learn to make banana splits?
A: In sundae school.
Q: What kind of underwear to reporters wear?
A: News briefs.
Q: What did one wall say to the other?
A: I’ll meet you at the corner.
Q: Why did the strawberry call 911?
A: It was in a jam!
Q: What did Tennessee?
A: The same thing Arkansas.
Q: Why didn’t the girl take the bus home?
A: Because her mom would make her take it back.
Submitted by: Kamran
Q: Why was the baseball game so hot?
A: Because all the fans left!
Submitted by: Angel
Q: What do you call a story about a broken pencil?
A: Pointless
Q: How do you fix a broken vegetable?
A: With tomato paste.
Q: What do you give a lemon in distress?
A: Lemonade.
Q: What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?
A: One minds the train, one trains the mind.
Q: What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?
A: You’re the only bright spot in my life.
Q: What’s a tree’s favorite drink?
A: Rootbeer.
Submitted by: Tiffany
Q: What do you call a scared train?
A: A fright train!
Submitted by: Laurie & Claire
Q: Why did the thief take a shower?
A: He wanted to make a clean getaway!
Submitted by: James
Q: What does one bucket say to the other?
A: I am feeling pale today.
Submitted by: P
There was a man in prison he tried to find a way out, but he couldn’t. Finally, he found a way out through the cellar. So, he went through the cellar and ended up in a park. He shouted “I’m free! I’m free!” and a little girl said, “neat I’m 4.”
Submitted by: Melanie
Q: What do you call a fairy who doesn’t take a bath?
A: Stinker Bell.
Submitted by: Lori
Q: If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?
A: In Washington, D.C.
Submitted by: Brandon
Q: What do you call two banana peels?
A: Slippers.
Submitted by: BJ
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