15 Funny Question and Answers

Q: How do they serve smart hamburgers?
A: On honor rolls.
Q: What is the world’s longest punctuation mark?
A: The hundred yard dash.
Q: Why did the calendar write its will?
A: Its days were numbered.
Q: In what school do you learn how to greet people?
A: Hi school.
Q: What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?
A: Parachute school!
Q: Where does Friday come before Monday?
A: In the dictionary.
Q: What is black when clean, and white when dirty?
A: A blackboard.
Q: What kind of phones do people in jail use?
A: Cell phones
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Q: What kind of driver has no arms or legs?
A: A screwdriver.
Q: What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?
A: A ruler.
Q: Why did the computer squeak?
A: Someone stepped on its mouse.
Q: Which runs faster, hot or cold water?
A: Hot, because you can catch cold.
Q: How does the ocean say hello?
A: It waves.
Q: Why did the boy take a ladder to school?
A: He wanted to go to high school!
Q: What did the one penny say to the other penny?
A: We make perfect cents.
Q: What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?
A: Holes.